Once upon a time there were four little pigs, brothers all, who decided to head out into the world and build their own homes.
The first little pig didn't want to spend much time or money on his house as there were many more enjoyable activities he could be doing. He hastily built a frame, found some straw and hay in a nearby field, and put it all together one morning before heading out for a round of golf with his buddies and then an all-nighter playing Pinkeneye 007 on his porkstation 3. He laughed as he walked by his brothers' yards and saw how hard they were working on their homes.
The second little pig didn't want to spend any money on his house as he wanted to save as much he could for retirement. He was afraid that he might have to live in a pig pen if he didn't have enough money saved for his senior years, so he never spent anything extra. He didn't have any experience building a house, but he found some free plans at the local library, gathered the sticks from discard bins at local wood yards, and found some used twine at a local post office. He spent several days putting the house together, an activity made more difficult because so many of the sticks were crooked and the twine often broke. When he was done he went to Cost Club to eat the free samples as a reward for how little his house cost him. He shook his sadly as he walked by his brothers still building their homes, knowing that they had spent more money than he had, but he felt sorry for them wasting all that money on their houses with retirement only a few decades away.